Wednesday, 24 November 2010

horror film cliches

  • Horror movies are divided into several different categories,for example slasher,zombies and vampirez.
  • All of the above subgenres rely on worthy.
  • Indeed,horror is the one genre in which the absence of cliches woul ruin everything
  • If vampires were not likeable in some strange,misunderstood,vamperic way,vampire movies would be nowhere near as popular as they are.
  • Small children are often evil in horror movies.if they are not evil they are trouble loners who consort with invisible playmates are evil.
  • Teenagers in horror movies are usually spoiled brats who deserve to die.most of the times they arethe products of broken homes.
  • Horror movies work best in rural settings because rustics are scary in and of themselves.lots of farm tools on hand and no neighbours to beg for help.
  • Horror films do not work wel in places like holland,because horror films require basements,for the crucial scene.
  • Linen closets and tidy storage areas are surprisingly common in ASIAN films.In the west linen closets are simply not scary.
  • Horror films always have a women washing her face in the sink or taking a shower even though it has been a terrible idea since physco.
  • They also contain lots of scenes in which the living dead or the living undead zip past an open door or window.
  • In horror movies its not a good idea to sleep,accept rides from strangers,or respond to a personal ad.
  • Computers in horror are another place where the dead sometimes lay low.
  • Rabbis rarely appear in horror films.
  • estates agents can never be trusted in horror films.
  • never go into a dark room alone because someone in the film you are developing will come to life and rip your lungs out.
  • never answer the phone in a horror movie to avoid disaster

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